Things I Find Funny Reasons Im Going to Hell Meme
17 Hilarious Tweets About Getting Into Heaven Or Hell
God: "You may ask me one question." Me: "Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?"
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Angel: welcome to heaven Me: holy shit Angel: ooh you swore get out Devil: welcome to hell Me: holy shit Devil: ugh u said holy get out
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DEMON: How much longer are we going to let him do that? SATAN: [rubbing the bridge of his nose] Just ... just give him a minute ME: [still pushing on the gates to Hell that are clearly labeled Pull]
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*Heaven* God: you may ask me 1 question Me: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers? God: what? Me: I wanna write loud numbers
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[arrives at the gates of hell] Satan - "WELCOME MORTAL. DOWN HERE... WE DON'T HAVE LASAGNA" Me - "um...ok?" [Satan checks list] "Is your name Garfield?" "No" "Huh. List says Garfield"
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[Heaven] Me: Can I come in? St Peter: *shakes head no* Me: Was it close? St Peter: *rolls out my lifetime internet history* Not really
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*arrives in hell* *Hey Ya starts playing* haha nice love this song *song ends* … *Hey Ya starts playing* wait no
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*gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER
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I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life.
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SATAN: welcome to hell ME: thanks SATAN: it says here that you were sent down by heaven for *squints at piece of paper* updog. What's updog? ME: JUST OWNING THE PRINCE OF DORKNESS WHAT'S UP WITH YOU *jesus appears and high fives me*
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[Heaven] Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You're here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL Me: Too soon…
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[at heaven's gate] God: Tell me why I should let u in Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic God: You can have my bed
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*1st day in hell* Devil: So you just sit in this room and people give you gifts Me: Oh nice Devil: And you have to react to each one Me: NO
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satan: welcome me: this isnt so ba- satan: put these on me: are...are those jeans that didnt totally dry in the dryer satan: enjoy me: noooo
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[pearly gates] ANGEL: bad jokes are not allowed in heaven ME: ok ANGEL: that means absolutely no puns ME: abSOULutely *clouds turn to fire*
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GOD: welcome to Heaven I will answer any question you want now. ME: why does Target have 25 checkout lanes with only 2 always open? GOD: ...
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*dies and gets to hell* I really thought I'd lived a good life. *Satan shows me a video of that time I left a shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at Target when the cart return was 10 feet away* Oh yeah. Fair enough.
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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/funny-tweets-about-heaven-and-hell
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